Hey Guys! (Girls too)

Let me turn you into a He-Man -- the easy way! No more hours sweating in the gym, no more swallowing buckets of steroids, or spending thousands of $ on home exercise equipment. Send me a photo of your head and I will draw the body you've always wanted. That's right, you can look like the manliest man in the world after I use the patented "DYNO-FLEX" Marker technique. Specify the body or body part (keep it clean, this is a Christian website) you want enhanced and just a few days later (maybe a week or 2, give or take) your new look will arrive in the mail. Get rid of those unsightly love handles without using exercise or magic.
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Ladies are welcome too!

$100 for black and white
$200 for full color

Layout treat

Ren gives Kowalski a piggy-back and gets a reach-around in Fake Dad, second season.

Cel

Jasper explains the "Big Sleep" in Big House Blues, 1990. The voice is Kirk Douglas done by Brian Chin, I believe.

Sketches

This here sketch is a study for the bug eating scene with a rough layout , Untamed World, 1991.

cel

From Big House Blues, this one is going to E-Bay as a buy now. I am going crazy with the heat!

cel

Ren is carried home by his new master, from Big House Blues, 1990. I am running out of cels so if there are any takers, grab it before I Come to my senses. We're crazy Gideon and we're slashing prices!

Cels

This is a 16 field cel from the animated titles sequence Troop Beverly Hills, 1988. It's the only cel I have from that, and I hate to sell it.

Model sheet

This is the main model theory sheet for Kowalski,(see below). 1992
Notice the weight and strong construction, the forced perspective is noticeable in the head - we are looking up and in the feet we are looking down. Take note of the perspective in the eyes - the near eye is larger and also in the legs, near and far, all principles of construction and perspective.

Model sheet

This turn-around sheet was for the Big Brother episode Ren & Stimpy, 1992. This is the last episode I worked on doing layout (and this model sheet, mostly drawn by John K.) The episode was finished by the other guys.

My Card

I will design your business card for money or beer, maybe both, but not for sex.

Past glory

Storyboard pages from The Ripping Friends episode, "The Infernal Wedding", 1999. Included is a page of thumbnails done on the back to work out drawing problems. You lucky people!