Sunday, March 28, 2010

Hey Guys! (Girls too)


Let me turn you into a He-Man -- the easy way! No more hours sweating in the gym, no more swallowing buckets of steroids, or spending thousands of $ on home exercise equipment. Send me a photo of your head and I will draw the body you've always wanted. That's right, you can look like the manliest man in the world after I use the patented "DYNO-FLEX" Marker technique. Specify the body or body part (keep it clean, this is a Christian website) you want enhanced and just a few days later (maybe a week or 2, give or take) your new look will arrive in the mail. Get rid of those unsightly love handles without using exercise or magic.
Disclaimer: Not rsponsible for paternity suits or loss of credibility.

Ladies are welcome too!

$100 for black and white
$200 for full color

17 comments:

RooniMan said...

MANLINESS!!!

Josh "Just What the Doctor Ordered" Heisie said...

That's a picture of me! It really works folks!

Jim Smith said...

Yes that is Josh and he is another satisfied client. Josh was a 97 lb weakling and now he can't walk outside without being mobbed by gorgeous women.

Rusty said...

This is a great idea I think most of us want to have the Bruce Willis or Chuck Norris bodies. It would take years of sacrifice in the gym to get the level of physique they had. Maybe George Liquor would make a good gym trainer for me.

Nicol3 said...

What 'bout the ladies, Jim? Does this simple 1-step program shrink tits by any chance?

Jim Smith said...

nicole: Shrink? As your physician I strongly advise against it but if the money's there we'll talk.

Elana Pritchard said...

I want you to draw me like one of those muscle and fitness steriod women. Can this happen?!? It would be really funny.

Jim Smith said...

Elana, I have just what you're looking for. Send the photo to:

jimsmithcartoons@yahoo.com

David said...

Wow - this is a cool idea - what size paper would this end up being?

(Obviously depending on what *cough* body part you wanted "emphasized")

Surfer Jay said...

I was just reminiscing about the greatest cartoon to ever hit me in the face.....Ripping Friends, and here is the blog of the man that created it, rad.
I saw your old post about a RF book, any news on that? Would be very cool.

Jim Smith said...

Jay, there will be a comic if I can ever finish the Chestaclese book.

Roberto Severino said...

Hey Jim. I'm just a first-time commenter on your blog, but man, your stuff is beyond awesome. It's blogs like yours that keep inspiring me to keep pursuing my dream of becoming an animation artist one day.

Check out my blog if you want to. I hate most of it because all the stuff I do is amateurish.

http://cuckooblog.blogspot.com/

Jim Smith said...

Thanks Roberto and I will check out your blog.

Elana Pritchard said...

Getting so excited....

kanishk said...

AWESOME!
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